Mornings before daylight I slipped into cornfields and borrowed a watermelon, or a mushmelon, or a punkin, or some new corn, or things of that kind. Pap always said it warn’t no harm to borrow things if you was meaning to pay them back some time; but the widow said it warn’t anything but a soft name for stealing, and no decent body would do it. Mark Twain
A fit, healthy body–that is the best fashion statement
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Jess C. Scott
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.

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Dora J. Arod
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
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Unknown
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
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Dora J. Arod
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.
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Ruth Reichl
More Quotes By Mark Twain
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
